[Damn right he's your elder. He's practically everybody's elder. That makes him wise, right?]

Now that's some bad luck with names. What's next door, Cockroachvania?

[Blake eyes the thing.]

If that's what it's supposed to look like, you might be even more screwed. I've never even seen one of those before.

Is that what you're looking for a church for? To pray for a better one?